I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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