Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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