dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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