I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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