I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Randomize
