Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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