so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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