You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Two words: nipple clamps
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