Your mouth is God's brothel.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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