Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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