Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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