I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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