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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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