So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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