im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Gay?
German.
Pity.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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