Non-Jews are for practice
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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