just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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