it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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