Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Randomize
