She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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