I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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