Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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