awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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