Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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