the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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