Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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