I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
