That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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