A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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