No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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