Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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