I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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