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• (631): View more from New York

  dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails

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• (239): View more from Florida

  im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?

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• (347): View more from New York

  Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.

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• (516): View more from New York

  its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  This can only be settled by a dance off.

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