You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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