We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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