I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Randomize
