D3 body, D1 cock
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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