your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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