How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I have already put on my inside pants.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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