i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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