So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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