Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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