I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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