I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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