i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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