Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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