I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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