I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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