Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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