when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
How does one acquire holy water?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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