were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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