i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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