you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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