it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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