You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
A bitchslap is in order.
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